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Alice, Darling (2023)
R ‧ Psychological Drama/Thriller ‧ 1 Hour 30 Minutes
Written by Alanna Francis
Directed by Mary Nighy
THE CAST
Anna Kendrick, Kaniehtiio Horn, Charlie Carrick, and Wunmi Mosaku.
THE STORY
(In their own words) In ALICE, DARLING, Oscar® nominee Anna Kendrick (Up in the Air) is Alice in this taut thriller about a woman pushed to the breaking point by her psychologically abusive boyfriend, Simon. While on vacation with two close girlfriends, Alice rediscovers the essence of herself and gains some much-needed perspective. Slowly, she starts to fray the cords of codependency that bind her. But Simon’s vengeance is as inevitable as it is shattering – and, once unleashed, it tests Alice’s strength, her courage, and the bonds of her deep-rooted friendships.
THE BEST
The BEST things about the film
THE WORST
The WORST things about the Film
THE LESSON
Friendships remind you of not just who you were, but how safe you feel when you are able to be yourself.
IS IT REWATCHABLE
Yes.
THE FINAL WORD
Anna Kendrick does a fine job in an unexpected role playing a woman trying to reconnect with friends while in the midst of an emotionally abusive relationship. The film is very honest, accurate, tense, and at times, uncomfortable to watch. While it isn’t a profound film, its importance lies in seeing the trauma that this kind of relationship can have on someone. The film will be very triggering for some but possibly cathartic in watching a shared experience. There’s a lot to like about this film; the writing, the performances, yet somehow I ended feeling like I only got half a story. I’m unsure whether that is the fault of the script or the fault of my expectations for what the story should be.
THE VERDICT
My 3L system gives me the choice to Love It, Like It, or Lose It.
Alice, Darling gets a Like It.
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The Whale(2022)
R ‧ Psychological Drama ‧ 1 H 57 M
Written by Samuel D. Hunter
Directed by Darren Aronofsky
THE CAST
Brendan Fraser, Sadie Sink, Hong Chau, Ty Simpkins, and Samantha Morton.
THE STORY
(In their own words) From Darren Aronofsky comes The Whale, the story of a reclusive English teacher living with severe obesity who attempts to reconnect with his estranged teenage daughter for one last chance at redemption. Starring Brendan Fraser and based on the acclaimed play by Samuel D. Hunter
WHAT SHOULD YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS
THE BEST
The BEST things about the film
THE WORST
The WORST things about the Film
COMMENTS
I feel like many of the complaints about the fatphobia in the film are coming from many people who don’t suffer from weight issues. They are accusing the film of making someone feel bad for being fat. This film isn’t just about him being overweight, at 600 lbs he’s not just needing to lose weight. The character in the film is someone who has suffered severe emotional trauma that he needs to cope with. He’s not dealing well with it. This is closer to a mental health issue than a body issue. In some ways, I feel like the fatphobia comments are being misdirected by some people who themselves may have it.
THE LESSON
Honesty matters.
IS IT REWATCHABLE
Certainly for the performances and the writing. It’s not necessarily a pleasant film. It will likely be one I reference to people quite a bit.
THE FINAL WORD
The Whale is a wonderfully written, emotional, and moving tale starring Brandan Fraser, who deserves an Oscar for his performance in this film. Adapted from the play, restrained to mostly one setting, and then presented in mostly 4:3 aspect ratio, the cinematography gives you the feeling of being trapped, as is the main character, Charlie. While much of the film is dealing with Charlie’s 600+ lb weight health related issues, it is really more about the mental health issues that manifested in his size. The weight holding Charlie down is the emotional baggage from his past, something we can all connect with.
THE VERDICT
My 3L system gives me the choice to Love It, Like It, or Lose It.
I am a sucker for a film that combines incredible acting with great writing. For this, The Whale gets a Love It.
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Posted in Action, Fantasy, Film Reviews, Film Reviews 2022, Genre, Scifi by Silas Lindenstein – December 13, 2022
Avatar: The Way Of Water (2022)
PG-13 ‧ Sci-fi/Action ‧ 3 Hours 12 Minutes
Written by James Cameron, Rick Jaffa, and Amanda Silver
Directed by James Cameron
THE CAST
Sam Worthington, Zoe Saldana, Sigourney Weaver, Stephen Lang
THE STORY
(In their own words)
Jake Sully lives with his newfound family formed on the extrasolar moon Pandora. Once a familiar threat returns to finish what was previously started, Jake must work with Neytiri and the army of the Na’vi race to protect their home.
THE BEST
The BEST things about the film
THE WORST
The WORST things about the Film
THE REVIEW
Every film and every filmmaker makes a choice on what a movie should focus on. James Cameron clearly chose to focus Spectacle and action. If that is what you like to watch in a movie, you’ll probably like this.
I have no doubt that most people will like this film. I’m just not one of those people. It is more of an experience. Bad film, good experience, maybe? Cause if you strip away all the special effects, it’s just a kind of boring, predictable story. Maybe it would be considered an imaginative book?
Sometimes people are worried about going into a 3 hour movie and don’t know if or when to use the bathroom because they don’t want to miss anything. In this film, go whenever you want. You won’t miss any of the plot. You’ll get it. Honestly, After the first thirty minutes, you can probably predict everything that will happen in the next 30. Once the seeming ending starts, maybe stick around. The last hour is the most interesting.
This movie plays like a 3 hour cut scene of a video game.
If there was a mute button for the dialogue, you could press that, miss everything said, and still enjoy the movie the same if not better. I don’t think you’d miss much of the plot. Cameron is a visual storyteller, so he does a good job with telling a story visually. It’s just that his dialogue is crap and his story is mediocre and predictable.
THE LESSON
Family sticks together.
IS IT REWATCHABLE
Watchable. Yes. If you have time. SO LONG.
FAVORITE LINES THAT AREN’T SPOILERS
Not one memorable line was spoken in the film.
THE FINAL WORD
Director James Cameron delivers a stunning visual feast that will make viewers salivate at the spectacle so much that they won’t take a bite and see how bland and hollow the food in front of them is. The most impressive part of this movie is that it is over three hours long but lacks one single memorable line of dialogue. The fact that you can predict almost every minor and major event that happens manages to make this one of the most entertaining films I’ve ever been bored watching. If you like spectacle, you’ll see the film in the theater, because it doesn’t have much to offer without the 3D effects. Great Technical achievements, good experience, mediocre film.
THE VERDICT
My 3L system gives me the choice to Love It, Like It, or Lose It.
Avatar: The Way Of Water is a mixed bag.
I Like It as an experience.
I Lose It as a film.
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Empire of Light (2022)
Rated R ‧ Romance/Drama ‧ 1h 59m
Written by Sam Mendes
Directed by Sam Mendes
THE CAST
Olivia Colman, Micheal Ward, Monica Dolan, Tom Brooke, Tanya Moodie, Hannah Onslow, Crystal Clarke, Toby Jones, and Colin Firth.
THE STORY
(In their own words) A romance develops in a beautiful old cinema In the south coast of England in the 1980s.
THE BEST
The BEST things about the film
THE WORST
The WORST things about the Film
MY THOUGHTS
Most films are about one or two elements. This is really a character driven piece about an unlikely romance between a middle-aged white woman and a college age young black man in the 1980s. The film seems relatively simple, but I think it’s a lot more complex than most people will give it credit for. This film delved into mental health, workplace sexual harassment, racism, and taboo matters of the heart. At first it seems like it’s just going to be another film about the joy of cinema, when there’s actually more discussion about how the main character won’t take time to go sit and watch a movie. The story moves swiftly and your affection for each of the characters grows in complex ways, much like what happens between the characters.
THE LESSON
If you move fast enough you can’t see the darkness
IS IT REWATCHABLE
Yes
THE FINAL WORD
Olivia Coleman shines as the lead actress is this character driven romance drama set at a film house in 1980s England. Sam Mendes directs this film with much care and attention to careful pacing and tender moments between characters. Very much a character driven piece it is interesting, thoughtful and full of partial explorations of the challenges within a complicated relationship and mental health issues. A well-done film that meanders at times and lacks a huge understanding of why we are seeing this story. Nonetheless, it is worth seeing for Coleman’s performance, insight into the 80s in England, and exemplary film direction.
THE VERDICT
My 3L system gives me the choice to Love It, Like It, or Lose It.
Empire Of Light gets a Like It.
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THE STORIED LIFE OF A.J. FIKRY (2022)
PG-13 ‧ Drama ‧ 1 Hour 45 Minutes
Written by Gabrielle Zevin
Directed by Hans Canosa
THE CAST
Kunal Nayyar, Lucy Hale, Christina Hendricks, Blaire Brown, Lauren Stamile, with David Arquette and Scott Foley
THE STORY
(In their own words) Based on the New York Times best-selling novel, bookstore owner A.J.Fikry’s (Kunal Nayyar) life is not turning out as he expected as he struggles both emotionally and financially. After his wife’s tragic death, he feels lost and left behind in the rapidly evolving world of today. As he tries to keep his store afloat, he begins to drink his sorrows away, ultimately hitting rock bottom when his most prized possession, a series of Edgar Allen Poe poems, are stolen. But when a mysterious package appears at the bookstore, the unexpected arrival gives Fikry a new lease on life, and love, that are greater than he ever imagined. The film also stars Lucy Hale, Christina Hendricks, Scott Foley, and David Arquette.
THE BEST
The BEST things about the film
THE WORST
The WORST things about the Film
THE LESSON
Never give up on finding love. In all its forms.
IS IT REWATCHABLE
Yes. It isn’t bad. It’s kind of pleasant. I would watch it again if someone wanted to see it for some reason. But I’m more likely on my own to give the book a try.
THE FINAL WORD
It’s a pleasant enough film. The characters are likable and the set up for the story is interesting. This film adaptation of the book of the same name feels more like a trailer for the book because it skips over the most interesting moments of the characters lives, making it feel more like a series of epilogues. It’s not a bad film, it just feels incomplete. I would rewatch it, but I’d rather read the book and see if it offers anything more.
THE VERDICT
My 3L system gives me the choice to Love It, Like It, or Lose It.
I give a The Storied Life Of AJ Firkry a tentative Like It.
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The Fablemens (2022)
PG-13 ‧ Drama/Coming Of Age ‧ 2 Hours 31 Minutes
Written by Steven Spielberg & Tony Kushner
Directed by Steven Spielberg
THE CAST
Gabriel LaBelle as Sammy, with Michelle Williams, Paul Dano, Seth Rogen, and Judd Hirsch
THE STORY
This is a semi-autobiographical film loosely based on the adolescents of Steven Spielberg. It’s the story of a young aspiring filmmaker Sammy Fabelman, as he discovers the power of film in creating emotional moments and feelings in those around him and how he can see into people deeper through his lens than most can in real life.
THE BEST
The BEST things about the film
THE WORST
The WORST things about the Film
THE LESSON
I think the lesson from a film is also a line from the film:
You can’t just love something, you also have to take care of it.
IS IT REWATCHABLE?
Yes. It’s really good. I don’t think it has that huge, “ I can’t wait to see this again feeling, but it’s solid.
FAVORITE LINES THAT AREN’T SPOILERS
You can’t just love something, you also have to take care of it.
We mashuga for art
Movies are dreams you never forget.
Guilt is a wasted emotion.
Sometimes we can’t just fix things and we have to suffer.
THE FINAL WORD
A beautifully filmed, well-paced, and very nice story. This semi autobiographical film is about a semi-dysfunctional family and Sammy Fabelman’s discovery in the power of film making during his adolescence. It raises semi-timeless questions such as pursuing a life in science vs a life of art. Despite being incredibly well made, the film doesn’t leave a lasting impact on the viewer, making it semi-memorable.
THE VERDICT
My 3L system gives me the choice to Love It, Like It, or Lose It.
The Fabelmans gets a Like It.
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Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery (2022)
PG-13 ‧ Mystery/Crime ‧ 2 Hours 19 Minutes
Directed by Rian Johnson
Written by Rian Johnson
THE CAST
Daniel Craig, Edward Norton, Janelle Monáe, Kathryn Hahn, Leslie Odom Jr., Jessica Henwick, Madelyn Cline, Kate Hudson, and Dave Bautista.
THE STORY
(In their own words)
Tech billionaire Miles Bron invites his friends for a getaway on his private Greek island. When someone turns up dead, Detective Benoit Blanc is put on the case.
THE BEST
The BEST things about the film
THE WORST
The WORST things about the Film
BEST NON-SPOILER LINES
Be careful not to confuse speaking without thought with speaking the truth.
THE LESSON
A friend that “owes you” isn’t really a friend.
THE FINAL WORD
This stand alone sequel to knives out will keep you guessing through the whole film. If you liked the first Knives Out, you will like this one. It is funny, fresh, and inventive in its storytelling. Easily one of the top four most fun films I’ve seen this year. Daniel Craig is a comedic gem. Dave Batista is becoming another ex-wrestler turned actor that when I see them in a film, I know that I’m going to have a good time. Rian Johnson shows again that he is an excellent craftsman in writing, directing, and overall storytelling. He is making me fall in love with murder mysteries again. If you can watch this film with a crowd, but whatever you do, don’t miss it.
THE VERDICT
My 3L system gives me the choice to Love It, Like It, or Lose It.
Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery gets a Love It
THE MEME REVIEW
THE TRAILER
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THE PODCAST REVIEW
Watch in theaters for one week starting November 23rd and on Netflix December 23rd. www.Netflix.com/GlassOnion
The Menu (2022)
R‧ Horror Comedy ‧ 1 Hour 46 Minutes
Written by Seth Reiss, Will Tracy
Directed by Mark Mylod
THE CAST
THE STORY
“Young couple Margot and Tyler travel to a remote island to eat at Hawthorne, an exclusive restaurant run by celebrity chef Julian Slowik, who has prepared a lavish molecular gastronomy menu where food is treated as conceptual art, although his approach to cuisine has some shocking surprises for the wealthy guests.”
MORE DETAILED STORY
(In their own words) A couple, Margot (Anya Taylor-Joy) and Tyler (Nicholas Hoult), travel to a coastal island in the Pacific Northwest to eat at an exclusive restaurant, Hawthorn, where the reclusive, globally celebrated Chef Julian Slowik (Ralph Fiennes) has prepared a lavish tasting menu for select special guests. Joining the couple are three young, already inebriated tech bros, Bryce (Rob Yang), Soren (Arturo Castro) and Dave (Mark St. Cyr), an older wealthy couple and repeat clients, Anne and Richard (Judith Light and Reed Birney), renowned restaurant critic Lillian Bloom (Janet McTeer) and her slavish magazine editor Ted (Paul Adelstein), and a famous middle-aged movie star (John Leguizamo) with his assistant Felicity (Aimee Carrero). Hosted by the immaculately dressed front of house staff led by general Elsa (Hong Chau), the evening unfolds with increasing tension at each of the guest tables as secrets are revealed and unexpected courses are served. With wild and violent events occurring, Slowik’s motivation begins to rattle the diners as it becomes increasingly apparent that his elaborate menu is designed to catalyze to a shocking finale.
THE BEST
The BEST things about the film
THE WORST
The WORST things about the Film
THE LESSON
The rich don’t deserve bread.
THE FINAL WORD
This is a film that the audience should really devour. It is a tasting menu of satire, horror, comedy, thrills, and terror. Wonderfully written and speaks volumes about the role of class and the divide between the rich and the poor. This is not just another horror movie, it’s a warning that there is a breaking point and a message to the servant class about the power of saying ‘No.” Ralph Fiennes is a stand out as the celebrity chef Julian Slowik.
THE VERDICT
My 3L system gives me the choice to Love It, Like It, or Lose It.
The Menu gets a ‘Love It”
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Black Panther: Wakanda Forever (2022)
PG-13 ‧ Action/Adventure ‧ 2 H 41 M
Written by Ryan Cooglar And Joe Robert Cole
Directed by Ryan Cooglar
THE CAST
Sars Letitia Wright, Lupita Nyong’o, Danai Gurira, Winston Duke, Dominique Thorne, Florence Kasumba, Michaela Coel, Tenoch Huerta, Martin Freeman, and Angela Bassett.
THE STORY
(In their own words)
The leaders of the kingdom of Wakanda fight to protect their nation from invading forces in the wake of King T’Challa’s death, while a new threat emerges from the hidden undersea nation of Talokan ruled by Namor.
THE BEST
The BEST things about the film
THE WORST
The WORST things about the Film
THE LESSON
How you handle loss can determine if you are a good guy or a bad guy.
THE FINAL WORD
From the opening credits, we know that we are in safe hands with the director as he pays respect to Boseman’s Black Panther. While the film is long, it is full of new action sequences, weapons, and a formidable, well-motivated nemesis. This film has a refreshingly different tone than other Marvel films, as it has moments of heart that it leans into without cracking jokes, finally allowing us to savor the moments of human feelings they create inside us. This film is a great finish to Marvel’s Phase 4.
THE VERDICT
My 3L system gives me the choice to Love It, Like It, or Lose It.
Really strong Like It, prepared for it to go higher.
MEME REVIEW
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