Review – Uncharted (2022)

Uncharted  (2022)
Pg-13 ‧ Action/Adventure ‧ 1 Hour 56 Minutes


Written by Rafe Judkins, Art Marcum, Matt Holloway

Directed by ‎Ruben Fleischer

THE CAST

Tom Holland, Mark Wahlberg

Sophia Ali

Tati Gabrielle

Antonio Banderas

THE STORY

Street-smart Nathan Drake, is recruited by seasoned treasure hunter, Victor “Sully” Sullivan, to recover a fortune amassed by Ferdinand Magellan, and lost 500 years ago by the House of Moncada.

Mark Wahlberg stars as Victor “Sully” Sullivan and Tom Holland is Nathan Drake in Columbia Pictures’ UNCHARTED. Photo by: Clay Enos

THE REVIEW

I really crossed my fingers coming into this film. I really loved the Uncharted video games, they already felt like films that you could control, but Hollywood doesn’t have a great track record with turning video games into films. I’m happy to report that Uncharted was everything I hoped for. 

Uncharted is fast paced, funny, and unlike many of its genre of movies….is actually interesting. Tom Holland does an admirable job playing Nathan Drake, the lead of the Uncharted series. Holland is naturally charismatic and fully embraces the role. He even moves like the video game character in very subtle ways, like the way he leaps out of windows gives a nice nod at the mechanics of the video game.

While playing the video game Uncharted, I often felt like I could just be playing a movie, with long cinematic scenes, decent dialogue and pretty clear paths you have no choice but to take in the game. Watching the film I occasionally thought, I could be playing a video game right now, thinking what I would be doing to solve the puzzles that the characters were faced with. 

I also liked that the writers didn’t feel compelled to try and make Drake have a forced love interest in the film, as is a trap they often fall into for these action films. Drake is very focused on his mission; find his brother and the treasure. 

Holland’s co-star Mark Walberg is consistent as Sully, the untrustworthy friend of Nathan’s brother. Walberg plays the role like he does most, nothing incredible, but generally believable, charming, and funny when he needs to be. Holland and Wallberg certainly have nice chemistry throughout the film, but we get the sense that both of them would have “nice” chemistry with anyone you pair them with. They don’t make a duo that you hope to see again and again, but they don’t miss the mark either. 

What missed the mark for the movie for me was the lack of super memorable moments or lines in the film which is critical to build these kinds of franchises. Think Indiana Jones seeing the giant ball coming at him, or the moment he shoots the swordsman to avoid a dual. Uncharted needed this, or at least some dialogue I won’t forget. Yes, there are a couple action scenes that are super well executed and I will remember those, but at least one is taken directly from the game. Which I don’t think is even bad, in my opinion. It just adds to the sense of your favorite video game come to life. 

Overall it is a fun film. Is it a riveting drama that will change the way you look at gold profiteering. No. It’s just a fun film that should be treated much like a video game. Sit down and enjoy and get lost for a couple hours in the adventurous tale they present.

Tom Holland stars as Nathan Drake in Columbia Pictures’ UNCHARTED.

THE BEST


BEST things about the film

  1. Very fun.
  2. Seamless special effects.
  3. One of the best adaptations of a  video game to film.
  4. No forced romance plot. 
  5. Felt like the video game came to life. 

THE WORST

The WORST things about the Film

  1. Not a lot of background on the characters.
  2. Predictability.
  3. “Bad guys” motivations not really fleshed out well
  4. Lack of memorable lines or moments.

THE LESSON

Searching for treasure will help you find a lot of things. Just not usually treasure.

THE FINAL WORD

One of the best video games adapted to the big screen. It’s a fun, fast paced popcorn film that doesn’t disappoint. 

THE VERDICT
My 3L system gives me the choice to Love It, Like It, or Lose It.

Uncharted gets a Like It

ABOUT SILAS

When he’s not reviewing films or interviewing people for the Black & A Half podcast, Silas Lindenstein can be found in the greater metro Seattle, WA working as a real estate agent helping people buy and sell homes, or performing stand up comedy to fellow nerds. He has a wife and three children and desperately wants to learn to make the perfect homemade pizza.

Review – KIMI

KIMI  (2022)
R ‧ Thriller/Crime‧ 2 hours 29 minutes

Written by  David Koepp. 

Directed by ‎Steven Soderbergh

THE CAST

 Zoë Kravitz and Rita Wilson.

THE STORY

A tech worker with agoraphobia discovers recorded evidence of a violent crime, but is met with resistance when she tries to report it. Seeking justice, she must do the thing she fears the most: she must leave her apartment.

THE REVIEW

On paper, KIMI seems like it would make for a great thriller. A modern day thriller using an “Alexa” type device called “KIMI”, Angela, is a tech worker for the device who overhears an apparent assault crime while monitoring streams. Now she is pushing her bosses to get the police involved while her bosses try to silence her and keep the event out of the public eye. 

It felt like this could be a new The Net with Sandra Bullock, but it falls so short of that.  Kimi continually sets up interesting elements of the story and then tells them in the most boring way possible. People are wearing masks and Angela seems to have developed agoraphobia from the Covid pandemic, but we don’t really explore that much. The KIMI device raising some questions about privacy in our ever-increasing digital world, and yet not much of any eyebrows are being raised. Angela is suffering from agoraphobia as a probable result of the lockdown, but it isn’t really explored deeply. 

The villains of the film….meh.  Connection to the characters…zilch. 

The setting of the film, beautiful Seattle is one of the treats. The other is watching the very talented Zoe Kravitz attempt to defy such an uninteresting script. 

THE BEST
Three BEST things about the film

  1. Zoe Kravitz does a very nice job in the role.
  2. Interesting concept.
  3. Takes place in Seattle.

THE WORST

The three WORST things about the Film

  1. For a thriller it lacked ‘thrills.”
  2. Huge missed opportunity to make statement on these AI type devices
  3. Lacked connection with characters.

THE LESSON

Smart devices are used to make life more convenient, but it can’t help write a script.

THE FINAL WORD

Alexa, find something else for me to watch. 

THE VERDICT
My 3L system gives me the choice to Love It, Like It, or Lose It. 

KIMI gets a Lose It

THE TRAILER

ABOUT SILAS

When he’s not reviewing films or interviewing people for the Black & A Half podcast, Silas Lindenstein can be found in the greater metro Seattle, WA working as a real estate agent helping people buy and sell homes, or performing stand up comedy to fellow nerds. He has a wife and three children and desperately wants to learn to make the perfect homemade pizza.